The Life and Times of Coitus Kid

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Well, this exists. 

“Are all people like this?”
“Like what?”
“So much bigger on the inside.” 

………WHY DOES THIS EXIST

If that’s what a Doctor Who dildo looks like, I’m afraid to see what a Torchwood dildo would be like.

Torchwood has a butt plug. 

For some reason it’s bigger than this.

You can’t be serious. You checked? Oh my god.

That’s a TARDIS…in a penis….you know what, tumblr, I’m not even surprised anymore. Come at me.

…………Wow.

God, I’m giggling like a stupid twelve-year-old bitch. It’s just so fucking sparkly. I feel that any dildos, like any other object in existence, can be made more fabulous with the addition of some glitter. But don’t get me started on the glittery Twilight ones you put in the freezer…

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