The Life and Times of Coitus Kid

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The Only Elise Archer Who Counts: i'm transjesus.

MMM, I have a confession.

I’m a trans-princess. I really think I’m royalty. I get depressed when people don’t call me your highness in real life. No one bows to me, its sad. I’m buying me a tiara tomorrow. Maybe, I can pass *eye-roll*. I’ve been dishing out orders and decrees at all my family…

I have a tiara. But even when I wear it, no one will respect my title and standing. They just tell me I’m cute in a really patronizing way and then tell me to stop being silly. Honestly!

(Source: marshmallowmegamama)

  1. suzy-x reblogged this from mikkipedia
  2. everythingbutharleyquinn reblogged this from coituskid and added:
    THEY DO THAT TO ME, TOO!! I mean, what else do they need? I have a little sceptre and a pillow that says ‘PRINCESS’ too....
  3. mikkipedia reblogged this from marshmallowmegamama and added:
    Get ready for the transubstantiation.
  4. coituskid reblogged this from everythingbutharleyquinn and added:
    I have a tiara. But even when I wear it, no one will respect my title and standing. They just tell me I’m cute in a...
  5. euonymy reblogged this from icecreamsocialistslut
  6. butcheredmentality reblogged this from marshmallowmegamama and added:
    LOL how i feel about this trans-ethnic/blah blah shit. perfect.
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