The Life and Times of Coitus Kid

An online journal of the astounding adventures of the barely known superhero.

This is From Last Night

  • Guy in Cast: I do not want to do tonight. Can we not and say we did?
  • Me: No! It's costume parade.
  • Guy: I...I don't care about costumes.
  • Me: I DO. I'm gonna get to wear my ballgown. It's very exciting.
  • Guy: No offense but...you're a woman. And women tend to get more excited about those sorts of things.
  • Me: This has absolutely nothing to do with me being a woman.
  • Me: It does however have everything to do with me being a princess.
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