The Life and Times of Coitus Kid

An online journal of the astounding adventures of the barely known superhero.

30 Day Fem/me Challenge: Day 27

List your five favorite places to shop.

Target: Pretty dresses! And while I could say something about how affordable they are I have only paid for like…one or two dresses? I hardly ever give money to Target because of that thing a couple of years ago with giving money to anti-gay organizations. I still really liked their stuff but didn’t want to feel dirty.
So I started shoplifting from them. Because, you know, that totally makes sense.
I also get shoes from them but hardly ever because, for some reason, they hardly ever fit my feet.

Ross: I love Ross. I’ve gotten so many fancy dresses there for under fifteen bucks. Not to mention my famous blue audition dress. When I was in high school I basically shopped there exclusively but now I just get shoes and dresses there.

Thrift Stores: ‘Nuff said.

Hot Topic: It’s one of the only stores out there that sells comic book shirts in women’s sizes and cuts. Also, I got a leopard print tutu and bra set there a couple of months ago.

And that’s really it. I don’t have a fifth place that I regularly shop at. Though I do look at ModCloth and online stores a lot (then tell myself they are too expensive).