February 2012
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Woman: Can I have birth control?
Government: No.
Woman: I got pregnant because I didn't have birth control and I don't want the fetus. Can I have an abortion?
Government: No.
Woman: I gave birth to my child but since I wasn't expecting it, I can't afford daycare. Can I have help paying for it?
Government: No.
Woman: Well, why can't I have birth control?
Government: Because. Sex isn't for recreation. It's for procreation.
Woman: But it can help regulate my period and benefit me in other ways.
Government: Too bad.
Man: For no reason other than for recreational sex, may I have birth control?
Government: Do you have a penis?
Man: YES, YES I DO!!
Government: WELL HOWDY, VALID CITIZEN. You can buy condoms by the dozens. Here, here's a pack of special condom for "His Pleasure." Oooh, these come in different colours and flavours. Here, try these. They have ribs on them. And this one glows in the dark!! LOL OMG DICK LIGHTSABER!!
Government: But seriously, you're a man. You can do what ever you want.
Woman: But-
Government: Shut up, you sinning, freeloading hussy.
I’m at rehearsal so I only have time for a short passive aggressive post rather than a long ranty one but I really, really hate it when people feel the need to appropriate someone else’s tragedy and then drag you into their feelings. Also, there is a big difference between a person you know losing a loved one (who you did not know) and you being sympathetic and you acting like the...
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Watching Big Bang Theory. My new OTP is Amy and sex. Goddamn Amy needs to get laid.
jtorraco asked: When do we get to see your burlesque number?
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I just have a lot of feelings right now
I think something is missing from my diet or I’m not sleeping enough because lately my moods have been swinging. Like, not really externally but in terms of the physiological responses. Like, I feel like I want to cry but I don’t feel sad. Or I feel really shaky and heart-racy like I’m super nervous when really I am just regular nervous or not nervous at all. Or I keep wanting...
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FACT: Bisexuals only exist in porn. If they...
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The problem with having a fairly recent Ex-Mormon for a cousin is that he will post things about Mormonism (good and bad) on his Facebook. And then I comment on them. And then his friends who are still Mormon comment on them. And now I’m arguing with someone who I have never met before about posthumous baptisms for Holocaust victims and Hitler.
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goodmorningvelma asked: 13 and 14.
wibbly-wobbly, bloggy-woggy: Questions actually... →
hakkaiduo:
1: Apart from tumblr, what do you like to do in your spare time? 2: Name a favorite of each: food, drink, color. 3: If you married rich and your spouse gave you $100,000 a week, what would you spend it on? 4: Name a favorite of each: book, movie, tv show. 5: If you were given…
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everythingbutharleyquinn:
Hey, if anyone is after ANOTHER super-special, incredibly rare, wildly marginalised, TOTALLY MISUNDERSTOOD “identity on the inside” to collect, my friends and I have come up with GLAMOURKIN.
You may be sitting at home in a stained tracksuit with unbrushed hair and on a bare mattress but ON THE INSIDE you’re wearing a Liberace rhinestoned jumpsuit with a towering...
The Only Elise Archer Who Counts: i'm transjesus. →
MMM, I have a confession.
I’m a trans-princess. I really think I’m royalty. I get depressed when people don’t call me your highness in real life. No one bows to me, its sad. I’m buying me a tiara tomorrow. Maybe, I can pass *eye-roll*. I’ve been dishing out orders and decrees at all my family…
I have a tiara. But even when I wear it, no one will respect my title and standing. They just...
sincerelydita asked: where did you buy that pan am bag from the picture with the cat? :) and is it like a purse or a backpack?
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There is a difference between gay, bi, and queer,...
Two girls: There's four characters. Five? There are at least two gay characters on that show. But there's more.
Me: What show?
Them: Glee.
Me: I don't watch but I thought there were three gay characters?
Them: Maybe? No. There's four. They have them all paired up though.
Me: Kurt, Blaine, and Santana.
Them: And Brittany.
Me: I thought Brittany was bi.
Them: Well she is but she's with Santana right now.
Me: So she is bi.
Them: But she's with a woman.
Me: That's doesn't make her gay. It makes her bi and dating a woman.
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This is From Last Night
Guy in Cast: I do not want to do tonight. Can we not and say we did?
Me: No! It's costume parade.
Guy: I...I don't care about costumes.
Me: I DO. I'm gonna get to wear my ballgown. It's very exciting.
Guy: No offense but...you're a woman. And women tend to get more excited about those sorts of things.
Me: This has absolutely nothing to do with me being a woman.
Me: It does however have everything to do with me being a princess.
First tech. We practiced transitions and that included raining fuck tons of cherry blossoms on us for the start of Act II. Since we got a hold called and it lasted for about five minutes, the four of us in that scene proceeded to act like children and play with the blossoms. I made a petal angle. Then Will (for context, he plays the guy in the play who breaks my heart) stomped through it. Me: Why...
doomquasar asked: KYNDRA. So I was leaving school today and ran into this AMAZING GIRL as I was going through the door... she was a brilliant redhead, wearing a bright yellow sweater over a long striped shirt and black tights and I was so stunned by how awesome she looked that I forgot to tell her how awesome she looked BUT SHE WAS SO FASHIONABLE AND REDHEADED THAT I THOUGHT OF YOU. You know, even though we've...
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a dream within a dream: My favorite part of... →
everythingbutharleyquinn:
morticiamunroe:
glassprism:
somanylivestoshare:
The part where Raoul is like “I fought so hard to free you”
I’m always like….
“Really? Like….really? Cause what I saw was you falling into a trap door, barely escaping death in a booby trap filled with water, finding the Phantom’s lair and then…
Completely unrelated, but in the film, during the whole ‘help I’m...
Oh god. We had to share our 101 Things Before we Die list in class.
Mine was the dirtiest.
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30 Day Fem/me Challenge: Day 27
List your five favorite places to shop.
Target: Pretty dresses! And while I could say something about how affordable they are I have only paid for like…one or two dresses? I hardly ever give money to Target because of that thing a couple of years ago with giving money to anti-gay organizations. I still really liked their stuff but didn’t want to feel dirty. So I started shoplifting...
So for Professional Skills we have to come up with a list of 101 Thing to do Before We Die. I don’t know exactly why we’re doing this but I’m afraid to start it because it’s unclear whether or not we will be required to share things with the class. If we don’t have to share the list it’s all well and good but if we do have to share thing then I am going to make...