I made a crossover joke based on John Hurts involvement with Doctor Who and now Brandi is broken and crying.
WHY MUST MY POWERS OF HUMOR CAUSE SUCH PAIN?
Brandi and I are making a cross over between Thumbelina and Black Swan.
ThumbleSwan.
A) You can’t just tell a femme lady ‘come with your makeup done’ to a film shoot.
B) You can’t just tell a stripper /burlesque dancer to ‘bring a couple of options’ to dress as ‘scantily clad woman’
I don’t think this guy realizes I have a bit more to choose from in those departments than most women in this town.
Brandi’s thumbelina face.
I only just realized that Prince Cornelius’ bumble is supposed to be the equivalent of a motorcycle.
Brandi won’t stop laughing at me.
- Brandi: I am wearing TWO bras. How are my boobs coming out?
- Me: They want the world to be happy.
- Brandi: *hysterical laughter*
- Me: *laughter*
- Brandi: Tumblr.
Her plan was simple enough: You know what I'd totally read?
A porn parody of Batman where he uses sex to stop crime.
Think about it! All those nifty little gadgets in that utility belt of his? Perhaps they could be put to different purpose. Vibrators in one pocket. Lube in another. Extra batteries in the back, just in case.
Clad in cowl and skimpy…
Just did a dramatic reading of this for my friends. All of us are big fans.
Hello new followers,
I am assuming all of you found your way here because of my ground breaking hidden camera television ideas or because of my post on butts.
Either way, welcome.
Now I just need to figure out how to get them attached to the bra.
No one is going anywhere.
